Catch & Blend (6 Bean Blend)

Roast: Dark Roast

Introducing Catch & Blend, our hard-hitting 6-bean concoction brewed from a flavor lineup so diverse it’s already under surveillance. This is the mugshot of multi-origin roasts beans from six different countries, all blended together like an international incident waiting to happen. It’s bold, it’s complex, and it probably crossed two borders before making it into your grinder.

Crafted with robust Central American base notes, spicy South American flair, rich African undertones, and just enough unverified origin to get flagged by Homeland Security, Catch & Blend hits your palate like a multilingual interrogation. Each sip delivers wave after wave of roasted chaos—sweet, smoky, nutty, and deeply suspicious.

Perfect for ICE agents pulling overtime or for detainees with complicated paperwork and complicated pasts. This isn’t just coffee, it’s a caffeinated confessional where every bean has a backstory and none of them match the manifest.

Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co.
Six beans. One cup. No idea how they got here.
🛑 Drink fast—deportation starts at sunrise.