Woke Reparation Roast (African Kahawa Blend)

Brace yourself for Woke Reparation Roast, the smug, overly complex African Kahawa blend that tastes like it came straight out of a university diversity seminar and into your overpriced French press. Harvested from politically correct soil and roasted with a sense of historical guilt, this bold medium-dark roast practically demands to be sipped with a pinky raised and a lecture prepped.

Inside every ethically sourced, virtue-signaled sip, you’ll find exaggerated notes of toffee, caramel, raisins, red fruit, chocolate, green apples, cherries, black currant, and a floral finish so delicate it files its own HR complaints. With more flavor identities than a college freshman and complexity that borders on performative, Woke Reparation Roast will have you wondering if it’s coffee, or just an activist in liquid form.

Perfect for brunch with international NGO reps, or for agents doing cultural sensitivity training before boarding the next outbound charter. Warning: may trigger flavor fatigue or sudden bursts of moral superiority.

Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co.
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