Candy Cane

This isn't your grandma’s peppermint mocha. Candy Cane is the holiday roast for those who think tinsel is tacky, carolers should be fingerprinted, and every peppermint stick should come with a deportation order. With each steaming cup, you’ll get a minty burst of freedom so fresh, it could be used in enhanced interrogation. The bold roast is layered with festive peppermint flavor, because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like border security and a fresh pair of zip ties.

Whether you're detaining dreams or interrogating your in-laws, this brew brings seasonal sass with a peppermint punch that clears sinuses and moral ambiguity. It’s the perfect blend for ICE agents wrapping gifts in chain-link garland or elves working overtime in off-site detention. Pair it with a sugar cookie or a warrant either way, it’ll leave your taste buds shackled with satisfaction.

Seriously… Our Premium Blend Coffee sources from four distinct regions: Brazilian beans from Cerrado's established farms, Colombian beans from Huila and Cauca's smallholder cooperatives, Guatemalan beans from Antigua and Huehuetenango's volcanic highlands, and Ethiopian beans from Guji's traditional farming communities.

So go ahead—sip with seasonal superiority. Because at Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co., even the candy canes get processed.