Chocolate Hazelnut Extraction (Single Origin, Hazelnut Coffee Blend)

Roast: Medium

This isn't just a chocolate hazelnut coffee, it's a full-blown psychological profile in a mug. This is what happens when your taste buds get waterboarded by rich chocolate guilt and roasted hazelnut delusions of grandeur. Sourced from the darkest corners of the culinary asylum and roasted just long enough to keep it legally sane, this blend is beloved by agents processing “emotionally unstable frequent flyers” on the Alcatraz Express.

Perfect for mornings when you wake up wondering if you should build a border wall around your own fridge, Chocolate Hazelnut Extraction seduces with smooth cocoa notes and sucker-punches you with untraceable nutty paranoia. It’s sweet, it’s unhinged, and it may or may not have whispered conspiracy theories to you through the steam.

Serve black to question your life choices, or with cream to simulate a taxpayer-funded therapy session.
Warning: Not recommended for detainees still undergoing flavor interrogation.
Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co. — “We don’t decaffeinate. We detain.”

Seriously though.... All of our flavored coffees start as specialty grade single origin coffee roasted in small batches to a smooth medium. Each order is then carefully flavored with high quality flavoring oils while still warm.

*Natural Flavoring