Grey Area - The Detainable Earl (Earl Grey Tea)

Introducing Grey Area, the scandalously refined black tea blend that smells like privilege, diplomatic immunity, and a mild misunderstanding at customs. Made with high-class Ceylon OP, aristocratic bergamot oil, and scandalously blue cornflowers, this is the tea of choice for foreign nationals claiming “dual citizenship” only when convenient.

Bursting with bold orange zest, floral high notes, and enough malt to remind you of a British boarding school education gone rogue, Grey Area serves a high astringency slap with medium sweetness and a full-bodied alibi. It’s usually taken straight, but if you prefer it with milk and sugar, don’t worry,  we won’t report you… yet.

Whether you're sipping it while reviewing your expired visa or smugly assuring the officer that "your people will handle this," Grey Area is your go-to brew for morally flexible mornings.

Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co. – Tea Division
Timeless. Borderless. Thoroughly interrogated.

🛑 Warning: Not eligible for asylum, even with a British accent.