Green Cardamom – Guatemalan Bold with a Sweet Disposition (Guatemala Coffee)

From the misty highlands of Antigua Guatemala comes Green Cardamom, the dark, rich roast that’s bold enough to sneak into your cup and smooth enough to stay past its welcome. A delightful fusion of dark chocolate strength, bright fruity charm, and a warm butterscotch finish, this brew is like a friendly smallholder farmer with a fake work visa and a heart of gold.

Sourced from the noble-sounding Bourbon, Catuai, Caturra, and Typica varietals (or as the paperwork says, “just passing through”), Green Cardamom tastes like hope, hustle, and a handwritten asylum request. The flavor lingers longer than a court delay, but don’t worry, it’ll win you over before ICE even finishes their paperwork.

Ideal for agents who believe in both strong coffee and stronger borders, or for those who just appreciate a cup of complexity trying its best to assimilate.

Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co.
Full-bodied. Questionably documented.
🛑 Drink responsibly—this flavor may be subject to removal.