Ese'presso (Dark Italian Roast Espresso)

James Comey can't hide this one.  If you’re looking for a mellow, sensible roast, keep walking. This jet-black juggernaut isn’t here to make friends, it’s here to wake the dead, punch your sinuses, and make you question all your life choices… before 7AM.

Ese’presso is a sinisterly smooth Italian dark roast with a finish so bold, it could testify before Congress without flinching. Roasted beyond reason, with smoky bitterness and whispers of roasted nuts and cocoa, this brew hits your bloodstream faster than a midnight laptop drop at a Delaware repair shop.

Whether you're grinding through bureaucratic red tape, dodging subpoenas, or just trying to stay conscious through another news cycle, this roast doesn’t just “perk you up.” It waterboards your senses and throws a constitution at your face.

Best served in a mug labeled “evidence.”
Best consumed with both eyes open.

Brew it like you mean it. Drink it like you regret nothing.