Borderline Brew – Masala Chai with a Kickback (Masals Chai Tea)

Welcome to Borderline Brew, the tea that didn’t just cross the border, it blasted through it in a cloud of cinnamon and defiance. This full-bodied, spicy Masala Chai is brewed the traditional Indian way: loaded with black tea, clove, cardamom, and a healthy disrespect for immigration paperwork.

Aromatic and unapologetically intense, Borderline Brew doesn't politely ask to be noticed, it shouts across the terminal, demanding sugar, milk, and perhaps a third-party interpreter. One sip in and your taste buds will be flagged for additional screening. Add milk for that creamy backchannel deal, or drink it straight if you like your tea like your foreign policy, hot, spiced, and hard to unwind. 

It's the official tea of overstayed visas and panicked consular calls, best served while your lawyer faxes the embassy. Prepare for bold flavor and even bolder aftershocks.

Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co. – Tea Division
Smuggled in your teacup. Declared at customs.

🛑 Warning: Contains spices that may trigger random inspections.