Peach Flee Escape – Paradise with an Exit Strategy (Peach Flavored Tea)
Peach Flee Escape – Paradise with an Exit Strategy (Peach Flavored Tea)
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Sweet, innocent, and totally undocumented, Peach Flee Escape Tea is the herbal blend that tastes like freedom with forged paperwork. Loaded with juicy peach charm, a cranberry tang sharp enough to cut ankle monitors, and just enough rose petal softness to convince the judge you're a humanitarian case, this fruity brew is paradise in a cup… with an escape tunnel underneath.
Whether served hot during your “credible fear” interview or iced while waiting on delayed deportation proceedings, Peach Flee provides a refreshing reminder that borders are a suggestion and flavor is a human right. It’s smooth, aromatic, and sweet like your last border crossing, minus the barbed wire and flashlight beams.
No caffeine. No ID. No apologies.
Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co. – Tea Division
Floral on the nose, fugitive on the finish.
🛑 Brew at your own risk. May trigger unexpected detainment if consumed within 100 miles of a checkpoint.
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