Unleash your inner guard and your inner MAGA with the Alligator Alcatraz “Trump 2028” Lockdown Tee. The only shirt daring enough to wear both satire and swagger. On the front: the classic alligator sentinel, pocket-ready and perpetually caffeinated. On the back: blazing “TRUMP 2028” block letters that say you don’t just sip politics, you wear them. This shirt is built for the bold: those who believe Constitution is flexible, memes are policy, and third‑term talk is just “rewriting the narrative.”
Crafted from heavyweight cotton with reinforced seams, it’s durable enough to survive border patrol drills or spontaneous crosswalk debates. Wear it to rallies, stakeouts, or your next coffee order. Whether you're blocking Liberals and Communist or brewing them in their tears, this tee is your uniform for the culture war.
Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co.: We roast beans. We roast ideals. We deliver truth filtered through satire. 🛑 Warning: wearing this may provoke eye-rolls, applause, or an immediate invitation to debate your neighbors.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
